MEGAN: I put a loaded gun in Dougie’s carry on. But she’s still a whore.ĪNNIE’S MOM: You know, I’m sure she greets him in the evening, beaver first.ĪNNIE: You don’t want to look right at it. MEGAN: Look away! What did we eat?! The sink’s a goner! It’s comin’ outta me like lava!ĪNNIE’S MOM: Oh, okay. WOMAN ON PLANE: I had a dream last night, that we went down. It’s like a Native American symbol meaning wasted.ĪNNIE: It’s just, it’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. The guy said, “do you want a tattoo?,” opened up the side of his van and said “it’s fo’ free!” So I said, “sure.” It’s a Mexican drinking worm. Do you get where I’m going with that? I cracked it, in HALF.īRYNN: I got a free tattoo. LILLIAN: I just took a sh*t in the middle of the street. Lillian doesn’t know, so it’s, “Surprise! We’re gonna fight!” We beat the SH*T out of her. MEGAN: That, and I’ll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. MEGAN: That dress is so pretty, it makes my stomach hurt.īECCA: Excuse me…um, could I have a glass of alcohol when you get a chance?īECCA: What about a Pixar themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character? And so, I would just like to say to you and to everyone here…gracias para vivar en la casa, en la escuelas, en la azul…marcada. Thank you for coming.ĪNNIE: Really quick! Speaking of Consuelo, Lillian and I took Spanish together in school. I thought it was a very sad, hand-written book. Hit a lot of railings…broke a lot of sh*t.īRYNN: At first, I did not know it was your diary. MEGAN: Yeah, oh sh*t! Took a hard, hard, violent fall…kinda pin-balled down.
So raise your double 7 and 7 (You’ll like it, it’s sweet). Truth be told, the entire movie is quotable – but here are some of our favorites. Anyone who’s ever felt like their life is a mess, stolen nine or so puppies, or had one too many on a plane can relate. And nobody does “Bridesmaids” better than Annie, Lillian, Helen, Megan, Rita and Becca. You know the old saying – always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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